Plan? PLAN??!! You must be raving mad pal!
Shoe Size: 6.
Current State of Mind: wondering what he's doing here.
Hobbies: abseiling, rock-climbing, parascending, sky-diving, bungee jumping...
 I really like thinking about all these things. :-)
Star Sign: Scorpio.
Country of Origin: The Twilight Zone.
Temperature in Portland, Oregon today: 79 and sunny.
I think I am the Son of God, therefore I am.
If God intended us to go to lectures, he wouldn't have given us
 double-sided photocopiers. ---IC Rag Mag 1991/92
Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the national debt.
Death to all fanatics!
Why are you reading this? Haven't you got work to do? 
Is your life SO EMPTY??
If you're not part of the solution, you must be part of the precipitate.
Objects with high and coherent surface reflectivity in visible light do not
 necessarily contain a high proportion of atomic nuclei with
 positive charge 79.
Repeat 10 times: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DECIMAL NUMBER!!
Get your tractors off our lawn.
If it can go wrong, it wSegmentation fault (core dumped)
Information wants to be crap.
If in doubt, brimble.
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
Is there another word for synonym?
Think deeply, act shallowly.
Paperclips.
"Science is organized commonsense. Philosophy is organized piffle." ---Bertrand
  Russell (a philosopher, incidentally...)
What would the world be like if there were no hypothetical situations?
Nihilism doesn't exist.
Electricity is about $2 000 000 per gram: 20 000 times as expensive as heroin.
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1.8026174997852541159627773801002147458840372226198 x 10^12
 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's the law!

There's nowhere in the world that celebrates devolution day.
I have discovered a truly marvellous Theory of Everything. Unfortunately this
 T-shirt is too small to contain it.
(Or: yeah, sure, the Theory of Everything will fit on a T-shirt. But in what
 size of font?)
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those
 who can't.
I like standards. There are so many to choose from.
75% of all statistics are made up.
Build a better mousetrap, and the world will accuse you of promoting
 cruelty to animals.
I'm not against hypocrisy---some of my best friends are hypocrites!
Status is just a load of bool.
Computer science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
Don't anthropomorphize computers. They don't like it.
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. The answer is NO.
You are in a twisty little maze of Unix versions, all different.
In a world without walls or borders, who needs Gates and Windows?
I'm entering the black hole, and---oh my god, it's full of unmatched socks!
If at first you don't succeed - so much for sky-diving.
(Or: If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.)
They said "Smile. Things could be worse." So I did. And they were.
MILLENNIUM: Why not learn to spell it before it comes around?
Since I got my Pentium PC I've been on cloud 8.99871!
The viewer is the square root of all evil.
And on the sixth day God said "Bugger this! I'm going to re-compile the
 universe *without* error checking."
Mo espere pli boucoup future versions de toi enan bon la vie
 ki la vie difficile.
It wasn't me, it was P2!
There's a ventana in the tomb.
Java---the language with an else-statement.
Reading is the path to knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts.
 Corruption is a crime. Crime doesn't pay. So.....if you read too much,
 you'll go broke!
The golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
My rabbits have real diarrhoea.
Let us prey.
"I think imagination, curiosity, open-mindedness and a liberal use of thin
  rubber sheeting or similar will carry the reader a long way." ---From an
  introductory book on general relativity.
BONG 16 is a live version of BONG 3.
A desktop is a terrible place to view the world.
This brain intentionally left blank.

    (c) Cheapo Productions 2008

In cyberspace no-one can hear you scream.

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