[A smattering of quantum mechanics helps here...
 "Squgging" is a made-up word for what quantum particles do when they
 do things like be in two places at once, go through two slits at once,
 interfere with themselves..... they "just squg"!

 Also one has to have an "appreciation" of (or at least exposure to!)
 the sickly-sweet in-house poetry style promulgated every so often by
 London Underground.

  --Iain
]


"Curiosity stopped the line"

Here's a simple little ditty
To help you keep us on the move.
If everybody learns it
Our service might improve.
It's very much a struggle
To keep curiosity in rein
But locating cancels squgging
And the delays are such a pain.

We've painted all our windows black
To help avoid temptation.
But people do think "Where are we now?"
They want to see which station.
If YOU succumb to this desire
Just remember the squgger's rhyme:
You can know where you are, or where you're going
BUT NOT BOTH AT ONE TIME!

To spoil the arrival for everyone
Is not what you intended.
But locating cancels squgging
And the service is suspended.
So next time you want to take a peek
Please don't be such a dunce:
You can know where you are, or where you're going
BUT YOU CAN'T KNOW BOTH AT ONCE!

  (c) London Underground 2993