I SAID YOU ALREADY HAVE YOU'RE AN AMERICAN AREN'T YOU I SAID YEAH I'M A PROFESSOR HERE IN AFGHANISTAN I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIRD OF THE PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET EAT WITH SPOONS AND FORKS LIKE YOU DO A THIRD OF THE PEOPLE EAT WITH CHOPSTICKS AND A THIRD EAT WITH THEIR FINGERS LIKE I DO AND WE ARE ALL