Ulysses by James Joyce
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Leopold Bloom Telemachus
Nestor
Proteus
Calypso
Lotus-Eaters
Hades
Aeolus
Lestrygonians
Scylla and Charybdis
Wandering Rocks
Sirens
Cyclops
Nausicaa
Oxen of the Sun
Circe
Eumeus
Ithaca
Penelope

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[Telemachus] [61] must go to Athens. Will you come if I can get the aunt to fork out twenty
[Telemachus] [93] black panther. You saved men from drowning. I'm not a hero, however. If
[Telemachus] [175] --Thanks, Stephen said. I can't wear them if they are grey.
[Telemachus] [208] --The rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror, he said. If
[Telemachus] [228] some bloody swindle or other. God, Kinch, if you and I could only work
[Telemachus] [235] your nose against me? Is it Haines? If he makes any noise here I'll bring
[Telemachus] [430] --If you want it, Stephen said.
[Telemachus] [607] --If we could live on good food like that, he said to her somewhat
[Telemachus] [716] --I intend to make a collection of your sayings if you will let me.
[Telemachus] [891] --IF ANYONE THINKS THAT I AMN'T DIVINE
[Nestor] [1146] Fabled by the daughters of memory. And yet it was in some way if not as
[Nestor] [1490] instant if I will.
[Nestor] [1494] have. I know, I know. If youth but knew. But what does Shakespeare say?
[Nestor] [1656] --Dying, he said again, if not dead by now.
[Nestor] [1693] What if that nightmare gave you a back kick?
[Nestor] [1746] --Yes, Mr Deasy said. You have two copies there. If you can have them
[Nestor] [1757] if you can get it into your two papers. What are they?
[Proteus] [1812] Ineluctable modality of the visible: at least that if no more, thought
[Proteus] [1819] adiaphane. If you can put your five fingers through it it is a gate, if
[Proteus] [1826] audible. Open your eyes. No. Jesus! If I fell over a cliff that beetles
[Proteus] [1842] Open your eyes now. I will. One moment. Has all vanished since? If I
[Proteus] [1843] open and am for ever in the black adiaphane. BASTA! I will see if I can
[Proteus] [1997] deep, copies to be sent if you died to all the great libraries of the
[Proteus] [2045] tickets to prove an alibi if they arrested you for murder somewhere.
[Proteus] [2218] sheeting the lows of sand quickly, shellcocoacoloured? If I had land under
[Proteus] [2294] A side eye at my Hamlet hat. If I were suddenly naked here as I sit? I
[Calypso] [2494] three times and licked lightly. Wonder is it true if you clip them they
[Calypso] [2580] position. Of course if they ran a tramline along the North Circular from
[Calypso] [2661] Mr Bloom pointed quickly. To catch up and walk behind her if she went
[Calypso] [2716] captain's. Wonder if I'll meet him today. Watering cart. To provoke the
[Calypso] [2880] He felt here and there. VOGLIO E NON VORREI. Wonder if she pronounces
[Calypso] [3006] knew at once. He would be eleven now if he had lived.
[Calypso] [3016] O, well: she knows how to mind herself. But if not? No, nothing has
[Lotus-Eaters] [3191] if he smokes he won't grow. O let him! His life isn't such a bed of
[Lotus-Eaters] [3225] back, reading a book with a parasol open. Couldn't sink if you tried: so
[Lotus-Eaters] [3273] He strolled out of the postoffice and turned to the right. Talk: as if
[Lotus-Eaters] [3420] would have to go down if the body is found. You just shove in my name if
[Lotus-Eaters] [3425] --Right, M'Coy said brightly. Thanks, old man. I'd go if I possibly
[Lotus-Eaters] [3521] bad about. Please write me a long letter and tell me more. Remember if you
[Lotus-Eaters] [3523] naughty boy, if you do not wrote. O how I long to meet you. Henry dear, do
[Lotus-Eaters] [3538] a word. Angry tulips with you darling manflower punish your cactus if you
[Lotus-Eaters] [3662] steam. Thing is if you really believe in it. Lourdes cure, waters of
[Lotus-Eaters] [3688] smartly. Wine. Makes it more aristocratic than for example if he drank
[Lotus-Eaters] [3731] interesting if you understood what it was all about. Wonderful
[Lotus-Eaters] [3767] Glimpses of the moon. Annoyed if you don't. Why didn't you tell me
[Lotus-Eaters] [3826] Dirt gets rolled up in your navel. Nicer if a nice girl did it. Also I
[Lotus-Eaters] [3900] up like a cod in a pot. Damn bad ad. Now if they had made it round like a
[Lotus-Eaters] [3908] Heavenly weather really. If life was always like that. Cricket weather.
[Hades] [4032] hand on. If little Rudy had lived. See him grow up. Hear his voice in the
[Hades] [4057] --He might, Mr Dedalus said, if he hadn't that squint troubling him. Do
[Hades] [4273] at the tips of her hairs to see if they are split. MI TREMA UN POCO IL.
[Hades] [4416] Meant nothing. Mistake of nature. If it's healthy it's from the mother.
[Hades] [4417] If not from the man. Better luck next time.
[Hades] [4443] used to drive a stake of wood through his heart in the grave. As if it
[Hades] [4512] soap, margarine. Wonder if that dodge works now getting dicky meat off the
[Hades] [4563] But suppose now it did happen. Would he bleed if a nail say cut him in
[Hades] [4827] What harm if he could see what he was shaking it over. Every mortal day a
[Hades] [4866] heaven if there is a heaven.
[Hades] [5019] Still they'd kiss all right if properly keyed up. Whores in Turkish
[Hades] [5020] graveyards. Learn anything if taken young. You might pick up a young
[Hades] [5028] after field. Holy fields. More room if they buried them standing. Sitting
[Hades] [5084] Friday buries a Thursday if you come to look at it.
[Hades] [5117] If we were all suddenly somebody else.
[Hades] [5151] in on the coffin. Mr Bloom turned away his face. And if he was alive all
[Hades] [5247] death's door. Who passed away. Who departed this life. As if they did it
[Hades] [5249] More interesting if they told you what they were. So and So, wheelwright.
[Hades] [5339] Fellow always like that, mortified if women are by.
[Aeolus] [5427] --Of course, if he wants a par, Red Murray said earnestly, a pen behind
[Aeolus] [5506] Smash a man to atoms if they got him caught. Rule the world today. His
[Aeolus] [5532] Now if he got paralysed there and no-one knew how to stop them they'd
[Aeolus] [5548] --If you want to draw the cashier is just going to lunch, he said,
[Aeolus] [5617] then if he didn't know only make it awkward for him. Better not.
[Aeolus] [5725] those walls with matches? Looks as if they did it for a bet. Heavy greasy
[Aeolus] [5841] --OR AGAIN IF WE BUT CLIMB THE SERRIED MOUNTAIN PEAKS.
[Aeolus] [5865] --Ah, listen to this for God' sake, Ned Lambert pleaded. OR AGAIN IF WE
[Aeolus] [6264] --And if not? he said.
[Aeolus] [6367] --If Bloom were here, the professor said. The gentle art of advertisement.
[Aeolus] [6636] WHICH, IF AUGHT THAT THE IMAGINATION OR THE HAND OF SCULPTOR HAS WROUGHT
[Aeolus] [6744] corrupted which neither if they were supremely good nor unless they were
[Aeolus] [6957] pink. And he wants it copied if it's not too late I told councillor
[Aeolus] [6977] --Well, Mr Bloom said, his eyes returning, if I can get the design I
[Aeolus] [6998] will for the deed. With a heart and a half if I could raise the wind
[Aeolus] [7060] Gorgias, the sophist. It is said of him that none could tell if he were
[Aeolus] [7128] --Tickled the old ones too, Myles Crawford said, if the God Almighty's
[Lestrygonians] [7165] Phosphorus it must be done with. If you leave a bit of codfish for
[Lestrygonians] [7182] collapse on the altar. A housekeeper of one of those fellows if you could
[Lestrygonians] [7197] that! Rats: vats. Well, of course, if we knew all the things.
[Lestrygonians] [7200] quaywalls, gulls. Rough weather outside. If I threw myself down?
[Lestrygonians] [7247] and mouth disease too. If you cram a turkey say on chestnutmeal it tastes
[Lestrygonians] [7258] Good idea that. Wonder if he pays rent to the corporation. How can
[Lestrygonians] [7269] If he ...?
[Lestrygonians] [7312] if you stare at nothing. Have a finger in the pie. Women too. Curiosity.
[Lestrygonians] [7326] too: caramel. She knew I, I think she knew by the way she. If she had
[Lestrygonians] [7344] choir picnic at the Sugarloaf. As if that. Old Goodwin's tall hat done up
[Lestrygonians] [7361] Well, if he couldn't remember the dayfather's name that he sees every day.
[Lestrygonians] [7448] Open. Money. Please take one. Devils if they lose sixpence. Raise Cain.
[Lestrygonians] [7544] --Who is he if it's a fair question? Mrs Breen asked. Is he dotty?
[Lestrygonians] [7608] my handling them. As if I was her clotheshorse. Saw her in the
[Lestrygonians] [7624] sugar in my tea, if you please.
[Lestrygonians] [7687] Power could a tale unfold: father a G man. If a fellow gave them trouble
[Lestrygonians] [7779] this hour. Feel as if I had been eaten and spewed.
[Lestrygonians] [7782] tinned in there. Like a mortuary chapel. Wouldn't live in it if they paid
[Lestrygonians] [7826] weggebobbles and fruit. Don't eat a beefsteak. If you do the eyes of that
[Lestrygonians] [7836] Esthetes they are. I wouldn't be surprised if it was that kind of food you
[Lestrygonians] [7859] His lids came down on the lower rims of his irides. Can't see it. If you
[Lestrygonians] [7865] be the focus where the rays cross. If I had black glasses. Interesting.
[Lestrygonians] [7872] some first Saturday of the month. If I could get an introduction to
[Lestrygonians] [7898] Stop. Stop. If it was it was. Must.
[Lestrygonians] [8019] That fellow ramming a knifeful of cabbage down as if his life
[Lestrygonians] [8118] Like a few olives too if they had them. Italian I prefer. Good glass of
[Lestrygonians] [8262] in a thousand years. If you didn't know risky putting anything into your
[Lestrygonians] [8342] see if she.
[Lestrygonians] [8365] --I never broach the subject, Davy Byrne said humanely, if I see a
[Lestrygonians] [8416] you weren't there. If you ask him to have a drink first thing he does he
[Lestrygonians] [8482] --Tell us if you're worth your salt and be damned to you, Paddy Leonard
[Lestrygonians] [8508] Wonder if Tom Rochford will do anything with that invention of his?
[Lestrygonians] [8543] Keyes: two months if I get Nannetti to. That'll be two pounds ten about
[Lestrygonians] [8545] van over there. If I get Billy Prescott's ad: two fifteen. Five guineas
[Lestrygonians] [8601] Milly's was. Sensitive. Sizing me up I daresay from my hand. Wonder if he
[Lestrygonians] [8618] would he feel it if something was removed. Feel a gap. Queer idea of
[Lestrygonians] [8620] in a beeline if he hadn't that cane? Bloodless pious face like a fellow
[Lestrygonians] [8627] deformed person or a hunchback clever if he says something we might say.
[Scylla and Charybdis] [8836] see if they can help. The Christ with the bridesister, moisture of light,
[Scylla and Charybdis] [8955] IF THOU DIDST EVER ...
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9108] THE GIRL I LEFT BEHIND ME. If the earthquake did not time it we should
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9117] them by males. He chose badly? He was chosen, it seems to me. If others
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9154] --I don't know if I can. Thursday. We have our meeting. If I can get away
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9206] --Thank you very much, Mr Russell, Stephen said, rising. If you will be
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9209] --O, yes. If he considers it important it will go in. We have so much
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9282] may as well warn you that if you want to shake my belief that Shakespeare
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9314] --If that were the birthmark of genius, he said, genius would be a drug
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9320] --There can be no reconciliation, Stephen said, if there has not been a
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9325] --If you want to know what are the events which cast their shadow over
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9359] love the daughter if he has not loved the mother?
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9382] The favoured rival is William Herbert, earl of Pembroke. I own that if
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9403] ableeding. If the shrew is worsted yet there remains to her woman's
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9438] --You were speaking of the gaseous vertebrate, if I mistake not? he asked
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9604] gentleman ... If you just follow the atten ... Or, please allow me ...
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9633] begin to be interested in Mrs S. Till now we had thought of her, if at
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9701] --The burden of proof is with you not with me, he said frowning. If you
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9830] If you hold that he, a greying man with two marriageable daughters, with
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9869] Am I a father? If I were?
[Scylla and Charybdis] [9875] Aquin, with whom no word shall be impossible, refutes him. Well: if the
[Scylla and Charybdis] [10109] divorced. If you like the epilogue look long on it: prosperous Prospero,
[Scylla and Charybdis] [10113] world within as possible. Maeterlinck says: IF SOCRATES LEAVE HIS HOUSE
[Scylla and Charybdis] [10114] TODAY HE WILL FIND THE SAGE SEATED ON HIS DOORSTEP. IF JUDAS GO FORTH
[Scylla and Charybdis] [10350] Part. The moment is now. Where then? If Socrates leave his house
[Scylla and Charybdis] [10351] today, if Judas go forth tonight. Why? That lies in space which I in time
[Wandering Rocks] [10401] see. Mr Cunningham's letter. Yes. Oblige him, if possible. Good practical
[Wandering Rocks] [10413] Wolsey's words: IF I HAD SERVED MY GOD AS I HAVE SERVED MY KING HE WOULD
[Wandering Rocks] [10465] --Well, let me see if you can post a letter, Father Conmee said.
[Wandering Rocks] [10593] waste, if one might say.
[Wandering Rocks] [10612] Not the jealous lord Belvedere and not her confessor if she had not
[Wandering Rocks] [10614] with her husband's brother? She would half confess if she had not all
[Wandering Rocks] [10960] band tonight. If I could get that dressmaker to make a concertina skirt
[Wandering Rocks] [10969] after six if you're not back. A quarter after. Yes, sir. Twentyseven and
[Wandering Rocks] [11007] --He rode down through Dame walk, the refined accent said, if my
[Wandering Rocks] [11012] --If you will be so kind then, the clergyman said, the next time to allow
[Wandering Rocks] [11415] --See if you can do anything with that, he said.
[Wandering Rocks] [11422] me. Low blackguardism! I'm going to get rid of you. Wouldn't care if I
[Wandering Rocks] [11520] gave me a very sharp eye yesterday on Carlisle bridge as if he remembered
[Wandering Rocks] [11805] if I don't ... Wait awhile ... We're on the right lay, Bob, believe you
[Wandering Rocks] [12044] Still, I shouldn't wonder if he did after all.
[Sirens] [12462] --I'll complain to Mrs de Massey on you if I hear any more of your
[Sirens] [12472] --Most aggravating that young brat is. If he doesn't conduct himself I'll
[Sirens] [12603] Where eat? The Clarence, Dolphin. On. For Raoul. Eat. If I net five
[Sirens] [13273] Choirboy style. Maas was the boy. Massboy. A lyrical tenor if you like.
[Sirens] [13340] --I have no money but if you will lend me your attention I shall endeavour
[Sirens] [13393] wife: now sings. But hard to tell. Only the two themselves. If he doesn't
[Sirens] [13494] two more tankards if she did not mind. Miss Kennedy smirked, disserving,
[Sirens] [13633] If she found out. Card in my high grade ha. No, not tell all. Useless
[Sirens] [13634] pain. If they don't see. Woman. Sauce for the gander.
[Sirens] [13653] to. Know. O. Course if I didn't I wouldn't ask. La la la ree. Trails off
[Sirens] [13691] while you wait. While you wait if you wait he will wait while you wait.
[Sirens] [13896] No son. Rudy. Too late now. Or if not? If not? If still?
[Sirens] [13926] it: page. If not what becomes of them? Decline, despair. Keeps them young.
[Sirens] [14128] Bloom went by Barry's. Wish I could. Wait. That wonderworker if I
[Sirens] [14155] I must really. Fff. Now if I did that at a banquet. Just a question of
[Sirens] [14174] Might learn to play. Cheap. Let her pass. Course everything is dear if
[Cyclops] [14263] HERE AGAIN OR IF HE DOES, says he, I'LL HAVE HIM SUMMONSED UP BEFORE THE
[Cyclops] [14383] a corporal work of mercy if someone would take the life of that
[Cyclops] [14506] blasted rag, says he. Look at this, says he. THE IRISH INDEPENDENT, if you
[Cyclops] [14702] brought and evidently afforded relief. Asked if he had any message
[Cyclops] [14918] and by herrings, if the three women didn't near roast him, it's a queer
[Cyclops] [15061] his death with a song on his lips as if he were but going to a hurling
[Cyclops] [15094] --God blimey if she aint a clinker, that there bleeding tart. Blimey it
[Cyclops] [15120] would, if he was my dog. Give him a rousing fine kick now and again where
[Cyclops] [15165] it should be added that the effect is greatly increased if Owen's
[Cyclops] [15204] --Holy Wars, says Joe, laughing, that's a good one if old Shylock is
[Cyclops] [15216] owed Bridgeman the money and if now the wife or the widow contested the
[Cyclops] [15233] slight it may appear if judged by the standard of mere time, is founded,
[Cyclops] [15267] him if he didn't patch up the pot, Jesus, he'd kick the shite out of him.
[Cyclops] [15379] to have his say too about if a fellow had a rower's heart violent
[Cyclops] [15380] exercise was bad. I declare to my antimacassar if you took up a
[Cyclops] [15381] straw from the bloody floor and if you said to Bloom: LOOK AT, BLOOM.
[Cyclops] [15603] --That what's I mean, says the citizen. A pishogue, if you know what that
[Cyclops] [15714] him he needn't trouble about that little matter till the first but if he
[Cyclops] [15777] whereby they might, if so be it might be, bring once more into honour
[Cyclops] [15837] So he went over to the biscuit tin Bob Doran left to see if there was
[Cyclops] [15853] won't see, if you know what that means. Where are our missing
[Cyclops] [15874] with its one tree if something is not done to reafforest the land.
[Cyclops] [16005] it be the same here if you put force against force?
[Cyclops] [16007] Didn't I tell you? As true as I'm drinking this porter if he was at his
[Cyclops] [16096] --By God, then, says Ned, laughing, if that's so I'm a nation for I'm
[Cyclops] [16106] --What is your nation if I may ask? says the citizen.
[Cyclops] [16168] sweepingbrush, so he would, if he only had a nurse's apron on him. And
[Cyclops] [16179] to John Wyse. Just round to the court a moment to see if Martin is there.
[Cyclops] [16180] If he comes just say I'll be back in a second. Just a moment.
[Cyclops] [16257] --Well, says J. J., if they're any worse than those Belgians in the Congo
[Cyclops] [16297] pool if he won or (Jesus, full up I was) trading without a licence (ow!)
[Cyclops] [16306] the bloody kybosh on it if old sloppy eyes is mucking up the show. Give us
[Cyclops] [16411] he knows if he's a father or a mother.
[Cyclops] [16620] starts singing IF THE MAN IN THE MOON WAS A JEW, JEW, JEW and a slut
[Cyclops] [16740] You never saw the like of it in all your born puff. Gob, if he got that
[Nausicaa] [16823] Martello tower had. But if Master Tommy was headstrong Master Jacky was
[Nausicaa] [16841] shook her hand at Master Jacky the culprit and said if she was near
[Nausicaa] [16984] and that was for luck and lovers' meeting if you put those things on
[Nausicaa] [16985] inside out or if they got untied that he was thinking about you so long
[Nausicaa] [17049] ball and if he took it there'd be wigs on the green but Tommy said it was
[Nausicaa] [17050] his ball and he wanted his ball and he pranced on the ground, if you
[Nausicaa] [17113] himself completely for if there was one thing of all things that Gerty
[Nausicaa] [17177] --If you fail try again, Edy Boardman said.
[Nausicaa] [17253] of her shoes if she swung them like that thoughtfully with the toes down.
[Nausicaa] [17259] dreamhusband, because she knew on the instant it was him. If he had
[Nausicaa] [17260] suffered, more sinned against than sinning, or even, even, if he had been
[Nausicaa] [17261] himself a sinner, a wicked man, she cared not. Even if he was a protestant
[Nausicaa] [17262] or methodist she could convert him easily if he truly loved her. There
[Nausicaa] [17266] forgive all if she could make him fall in love with her, make him forget
[Nausicaa] [17280] his hands were just like white wax and if ever she became a Dominican nun
[Nausicaa] [17309] enough colour if there had been more of it but with all the thingamerry
[Nausicaa] [17318] served her just right if she had tripped up over something accidentally
[Nausicaa] [17409] shrine. If ever there was undisguised admiration in a man's passionate
[Nausicaa] [17443] chuck him aside as if he was so much filth and never again would she
[Nausicaa] [17445] into a dozen pieces. And if ever after he dared to presume she
[Nausicaa] [17499] she felt that she too could write poetry if she could only express
[Nausicaa] [17509] If she saw that magic lure in his eyes there would be no holding
[Nausicaa] [17516] into a madhouse, cruel only to be kind. But even if--what then? Would it
[Nausicaa] [17553] call. If they could run like rossies she could sit so she said she could
[Nausicaa] [17633] without letting him and then slipped it back. Wonder if he's too far to.
[Nausicaa] [17707] once in a way. Wonder if it's bad to go with them then. Safe in one way.
[Nausicaa] [17709] read in a garden. Besides they say if the flower withers she wears she's a
[Nausicaa] [17720] beast. Besides I can't be so if Molly. Took off her hat to show
[Nausicaa] [17749] Bad plan however if you don't know how to end the conversation. Ask them a
[Nausicaa] [17750] question they ask you another. Good idea if you're stuck. Gain time. But
[Nausicaa] [17751] then you're in a cart. Wonderful of course if you say: good evening, and
[Nausicaa] [17755] course. My arks she called it. It's so hard to find one who. Aho! If you
[Nausicaa] [17768] mind and stopped. Yet if I went the whole hog, say: I want to, something
[Nausicaa] [17846] Wiping pens in their stockings. But the ball rolled down to her as if it
[Nausicaa] [17872] if some woman didn't take them in hand. Then little chits of girls,
[Nausicaa] [17888] time, well that's the time the movement takes. Then if one thing stopped
[Nausicaa] [17893] and let you see and see more and defy you if you're a man to see that and,
[Nausicaa] [17894] like a sneeze coming, legs, look, look and if you have any guts in you.
[Nausicaa] [17916] instance if you go into a cellar where it's dark. Mysterious thing too.
[Nausicaa] [17952] mention Meagher's just to remind him. Still if he works that paragraph.
[Nausicaa] [18068] good job if she minds it till Johnny comes marching home again. If ever he
[Nausicaa] [18121] themselves out if fat is in fashion. Her growing pains at night, calling,
[Nausicaa] [18201] Now if you were trying to do that for a week on end you couldn't. Chance.
[Nausicaa] [18205] Short snooze now if I had. Must be near nine. Liverpool boat long
[Oxen of the Sun] [18271] solicitude for that proliferent continuance which of evils the original if
[Oxen of the Sun] [18281] accomplished if an inverecund habit shall have gradually traduced the
[Oxen of the Sun] [18290] It is not why therefore we shall wonder if, as the best historians relate,
[Oxen of the Sun] [18359] Glad after she was that ere adread was. Her he asked if O'Hare Doctor
[Oxen of the Sun] [18508] were or wife or maid or leman if it so fortuned him to be delivered of
[Oxen of the Sun] [18558] as there remained but little mo if the prudenter had not shadowed their
[Oxen of the Sun] [18747] Mothers the most lusted after and if they met with this whore Bird-in-
[Oxen of the Sun] [18837] ordinary at a boilingcook's and if he had but gotten into him a mess of
[Oxen of the Sun] [18876] plain dealing. He'll find himself on the horns of a dilemma if he meddles
[Oxen of the Sun] [18913] if ever he got scent of a cattleraider in Roscommon or the wilds of
[Oxen of the Sun] [18935] copied out big and got off by heart and if ever he went out for a walk he
[Oxen of the Sun] [18996] lady of fashion, if so be their constructions and their tempers were warm
[Oxen of the Sun] [19033] to know if her happiness had yet taken place. Mr Dixon, to turn the
[Oxen of the Sun] [19054] done in words if he might treat him with a cup of it. MAIS BIEN SUR,
[Oxen of the Sun] [19128] Costello, if she aint in the family way. I knows a lady what's got a
[Oxen of the Sun] [19137] power for happiness upon the earth. I am positive when I say that if need
[Oxen of the Sun] [19232] being a deluder of others he has become at last his own dupe as he is, if
[Oxen of the Sun] [19236] but if he challenges attention there (as it was indeed highly his
[Oxen of the Sun] [19250] is second nature and an opprobrium in middle life. If he must dispense
[Oxen of the Sun] [19444] past and its phantoms, Stephen said. Why think of them? If I call them
[Oxen of the Sun] [19494] Lenehan said. If I had poor luck with Bass's mare perhaps this draught of
[Oxen of the Sun] [19513] as astute if not astuter than any man living and anybody that conjectured
[Oxen of the Sun] [19672] Alice, Frederick Albert (if he had lived), Mamy, Budgy (Victoria
[Oxen of the Sun] [19675] and Candahar) and now this last pledge of their union, a Purefoy if ever
[Oxen of the Sun] [19706] natural a homeliness as if those days were really present there (as some
[Oxen of the Sun] [19746] of placentation ended, a full pound if a milligramme. They hark him on.
[Oxen of the Sun] [19831] Same here. Look slippery. If you fall don't wait to get up. Five, seven,
[Oxen of the Sun] [19851] Sara by the wame. On the road to Malahide. Me? If she who seduced me had
[Oxen of the Sun] [19875] diversion? I think that yes. Sure thing. Land him in chokeechokee if the
[Oxen of the Sun] [19878] Stand by. Hide my blushes someone. All in if he spots me. Come ahome, our
[Oxen of the Sun] [19882] if I had. There's a great big holy friar. Vyfor you no me tell? Vel, I
[Oxen of the Sun] [19883] ses, if that aint a sheeny nachez, vel, I vil get misha mishinnah.
[Oxen of the Sun] [19899] Crickey, I'm about sprung. Tarnally dog gone my shins if this beent the
[Oxen of the Sun] [19950] to rise precious early you sinner there, if you want to diddle the
[Circe] [20207] BLOOM: Keep to the right, right, right. If there is a signpost planted by
[Circe] [20311] Marion ... if you ...
[Circe] [20407] exotic, you see. Negro servants in livery too if she had money. Othello
[Circe] [20430] BLOOM: (WITH A SOUR TENDERISH SMILE) A little frivol, shall we, if you
[Circe] [20584] was her name, and the poodle in her lap bridled up and you asked me if I
[Circe] [20662] him for? Still, he's the best of that lot. If I hadn't heard about Mrs
[Circe] [20667] Can't always save you, though. If I had passed Truelock's window that day
[Circe] [20668] two minutes later would have been shot. Absence of body. Still if bullet
[Circe] [20837] with the British and Irish press. If you ring up ...
[Circe] [20853] BEAUFOY: (DRAWLS) No, you aren't. Not by a long shot if I know it. I
[Circe] [20865] witch hand in hand I take exception to, if I may ...
[Circe] [20921] MARY DRISCOLL: (EXCITEDLY) As God is looking down on me this night if
[Circe] [20945] BRANDED AS A BLACK SHEEP, IF HE MIGHT SAY SO, HE MEANT TO REFORM, TO
[Circe] [20999] somnambulism in my client's family. If the accused could speak he could a
[Circe] [21024] The young person was treated by defendant as if she were his very own
[Circe] [21055] SEYMOUR BUSHE.) When the angel's book comes to be opened if aught that
[Circe] [21263] speak to you? You know me. That three shillings you can keep. If you want
[Circe] [22015] If you see Kay
[Circe] [22127] would be dreadfully jealous if she knew. The greeneyed monster.
[Circe] [22336] ELIJAH: No yapping, if you please, in this booth. Jake Crane, Creole Sue,
[Circe] [22341] run. Just one word more. Are you a god or a doggone clod? If the second
[Circe] [22683] got, two notes, one sovereign, two crowns, if youth but knew. Mooney's en
[Circe] [22687] PHILIP DRUNK: (IMPATIENTLY) Ah, bosh, man. Go to hell! I paid my way. If
[Circe] [22863] Jesus those funny little chaps are not unanimous. If they were they'd
[Circe] [22895] PRICKS HIS EARS) If it were he? After? Or because not? Or the double
[Circe] [23024] THE HOOF: If you bungle, Handy Andy, I'll kick your football for you.
[Circe] [23073] dare you. If you do tremble in anticipation of heel discipline to be
[Circe] [23231] I'll teach you to behave like a jinkleman! If I catch a trace on your
[Circe] [23244] night after night by loving courting couples to see if and what and how
[Circe] [23315] him. This downy skin, these soft muscles, this tender flesh. If I had
[Circe] [23350] you muff, if you had that weapon with knobs and lumps and warts all over
[Circe] [23361] BELLO: Would if you could, lame duck. A downpour we want not your
[Circe] [23422] BELLO: Die and be damned to you if you have any sense of decency or grace
[Circe] [23424] hell and back. Sign a will and leave us any coin you have! If you have
[Circe] [23704] BLOOM: (COLDLY) You have broken the spell. The last straw. If there were
[Circe] [23728] BLOOM: (CALLS AFTER HER) As if you didn't get it on the double
[Circe] [23798] the sow's ear of the public. Madam, excuse me. If you allow me. (HE
[Circe] [23896] LYNCH: (WATCHING HIM) You would have a better chance of lighting it if
[Circe] [24181] foolish for bachelors foreigns the same if talking a poor english how
[Circe] [24202] positions trapezes all that machine there besides also if desire act
[Circe] [24550] STEPHEN: (EAGERLY) Tell me the word, mother, if you know now. The word
[Circe] [24594] STEPHEN: No! No! No! Break my spirit, all of you, if you can! I'll bring
[Circe] [24666] BLOOM: (URGENTLY) And if it were your own son in Oxford? (WARNINGLY) I
[Circe] [24770] governor, if I was to bash in your jaw?
[Circe] [24788] POINTS HIS FINGER) I'm not afraid of what I can talk to if I see his eye.
[Circe] [25212] BLOOM: (PEERING OVER THE CROWD) I just see a car there. If you give me a
[Circe] [25344] NO ANSWER) The name if you call. Somnambulist. (HE BENDS AGAIN AND
[Eumeus] [25468] young fellows of his age particularly if they had acquired drinking
[Eumeus] [25471] administer a nasty kick if you didn't look out. Highly providential was
[Eumeus] [25561] the mother in some way, both occurrences happening at the same time if
[Eumeus] [25637] as if he had seen that nobleman somewhere or other though where he was
[Eumeus] [25645] of that if the man in the street chanced to be in the dock himself penal
[Eumeus] [25667] did you part with, he queried, if I am not too inquisitive?
[Eumeus] [25693] one and a born RACONTEUR if ever there was one. He takes great pride,
[Eumeus] [25698] companion, were patently trying as if the whole bally station belonged to
[Eumeus] [25711] the days commanded, it being quarter tense or if not, ember days or
[Eumeus] [25716] Mulligan, as a guide, philosopher and friend if I were in your shoes. He
[Eumeus] [25725] coming to the fore in his line and, if the report was verified, bade fair
[Eumeus] [25766] wooden structure, where, prior to then, he had rarely if ever been
[Eumeus] [25797] Stephen, who was trying his dead best to yawn if he could, suffering from
[Eumeus] [25989] several minutes if not more.
[Eumeus] [26066] where if report spoke true the COUP D'OEIL was exceedingly grand though
[Eumeus] [26178] lines so that for that very reason if no other lifeboat Sunday was a
[Eumeus] [26266] Abbey street organ which the jarvey, if such he was, had laid aside, he
[Eumeus] [26276] (hers were, that is) if they really loved him, that is to say, love me,
[Eumeus] [26290] can be barefaced enough to solicit or how any man in his sober senses, if
[Eumeus] [26417] wellpreserved man of no little stamina, if a trifle prone to baldness,
[Eumeus] [26436] Analogous scenes are occasionally, if not often, met with. Giants, though
[Eumeus] [26440] if you paid them because the muscles here, you see, he proceeded,
[Eumeus] [26468] actually claim Spanish nationality if she wanted, having been born in
[Eumeus] [26471] accounts for character. That's why I asked you if you wrote your poetry
[Eumeus] [26486] museum today, shortly prior to our meeting if I can so call it, and I
[Eumeus] [26556] in a large way of business if--a big if, however--he had contrived to
[Eumeus] [26655] coal seam of the sister island would be played out and if, as time went
[Eumeus] [26667] of the human soul if anything, the others seeing least of the game. And
[Eumeus] [26688] and so was not, if he was reliably informed, actually party to the ambush
[Eumeus] [26761] America. Turks. It's in the dogma. Because if they didn't believe they'd
[Eumeus] [26773] the sense is, if you work.
[Eumeus] [26781] the words the voice he heard said, if you work.
[Eumeus] [26876] approaching the same luck as Mr Philip Beaufoy if taken down in writing
[Eumeus] [27000] regards return. You were a lucky dog if they didn't set the terrier at
[Eumeus] [27054] theirs absolutely if he regarded her with affection, carried away by a
[Eumeus] [27081] Stephen, about blood and the sun. And, if I don't greatly mistake she was
[Eumeus] [27223] visits any more if only the aggrieved husband would overlook the matter
[Eumeus] [27270] was as if both their minds were travelling, so to speak, in the one train
[Eumeus] [27309] at the idea, if approached, and what mostly worried him was he didn't
[Eumeus] [27311] the proposal, as it would afford him very great personal pleasure if he
[Eumeus] [27312] would allow him to help to put coin in his way or some wardrobe, if found
[Eumeus] [27495] guineas and John Bull. He inquired if it was John Bull the political
[Eumeus] [27516] horror to face. But it was no animal's fault in particular if he was
[Eumeus] [27556] if properly handled by some recognised authority on voice production such
[Eumeus] [27565] other requisites, if his clothes were properly attended to so as to the
[Eumeus] [27574] he himself once upon a time, if he cared to, could easily have. Added to
[Eumeus] [27592] if one were forthcoming to kick him upstairs, so to speak, a big IF,
[Ithaca] [27926] rivers, if navigable, floating and graving docks: its potentiality
[Ithaca] [27929] numerically, if not literally, the inhabitants of the globe: its ubiquity
[Ithaca] [28000] A softer beard: a softer brush if intentionally allowed to remain from
[Ithaca] [28001] shave to shave in its agglutinated lather: a softer skin if unexpectedly
[Ithaca] [28127] handkerchiefs, if and when ascertained to be in a presentable condition.
[Ithaca] [28159] IF YOU SO CONDESCEND
[Ithaca] [28190] entitled IF BRIAN BORU COULD BUT COME BACK AND SEE OLD DUBLIN NOW,
[Ithaca] [28227] arbitrary future years were added, for if the proportion existing in 1883
[Ithaca] [28234] if Stephen would continue to live until he would attain that age in the
[Ithaca] [28274] of independent, if limited, means, in her convalescent bathchair with
[Ithaca] [28396] hitherto unexploited of the modern art of advertisement if condensed in
[Ithaca] [28498] Which domestic problem as much as, if not more than, any other frequently
[Ithaca] [28728] FOR IF MY MASTER HE DID HEAR
[Ithaca] [28774] From which (if any) of these mental or physical disorders was he not
[Ithaca] [28823] if differently?
[Ithaca] [28874] provided: at quarter day or thereabouts if or when purchases had been
[Ithaca] [28908] If he had known the late Mrs Emily Sinico, accidentally killed at Sydney
[Ithaca] [28934] of both speakers (if both speakers were resident in the same place), the
[Ithaca] [28940] between their residences (if both speakers were resident in different
[Ithaca] [29073] diminishing without actual division till, if the progress were carried
[Ithaca] [29515] perfon who should find it, if the book should be loft or go aftray,
[Ithaca] [29653] if possible, upon a gentle eminence with agreeable prospect from balcony
[Ithaca] [29694] distinguished guests, if entertained to dinner (evening dress), carbon
[Ithaca] [30215] done, offspring produced and educed to maturity, the parties, if not
[Ithaca] [30374] infinity, if produced: along parallel lines, reproduced from infinity,
[Ithaca] [30425] If he had smiled why would he have smiled?
[Ithaca] [30428] enter whereas he is always the last term of a preceding series even if
[Ithaca] [30482] produced, if desired, a fluctuation of pleasure.
[Ithaca] [30523] What retribution, if any?
[Ithaca] [30530] influence possibly. If any, positively, connivance, introduction of
[Penelope] [30708] of the world let us have a bit of fun first God help the world if all the
[Penelope] [30717] nothing but not always if ever he got anything really serious the matter
[Penelope] [30723] theyre sick they want a woman to get well if his nose bleeds youd think
[Penelope] [30732] corns afraid hed get bloodpoisoning but if it was a thing I was sick then
[Penelope] [30736] of those night women if it was down there he was really and the hotel
[Penelope] [30744] having a long wrangle in bed or else if its not that its some little
[Penelope] [30745] bitch or other he got in with somewhere or picked up on the sly if they
[Penelope] [30748] Dignams death in the paper as if something told me and he covered it up
[Penelope] [30762] then proposing that she could eat at our table on Christmas day if you
[Penelope] [30764] oysters 2/6 per doz going out to see her aunt if you please common
[Penelope] [30774] either she or me leaves the house I couldnt even touch him if I thought
[Penelope] [30787] me Id confuse him a little alone with him if we were Id let him see my
[Penelope] [30810] what harm if he did where and I said on the canal bank like a fool but
[Penelope] [30823] priest if youre married hes too careful about himself then give something
[Penelope] [30840] if the world was coming to an end and then they come and tell you theres
[Penelope] [30841] no God what could you do if it was running and rushing about nothing only
[Penelope] [30844] scoff if he heard because he never goes to church mass or meeting he says
[Penelope] [30861] nice invention they made for women for him to get all the pleasure but if
[Penelope] [30871] having another not off him though still if he was married Im sure hed
[Penelope] [30875] what he likes now if thatll do him any good I know they were spooning a
[Penelope] [30893] somewhere Id know if he refused to eat the onions I know plenty of ways
[Penelope] [30944] the world what do they ask us to marry them for if were so bad as all
[Penelope] [30946] put in his tea off flypaper wasnt it I wonder why they call it that if I
[Penelope] [30949] of being hanged O she didnt care if that was her nature what could she do
[Penelope] [30967] tight to walk in my hand is nice like that if I only had a ring with the
[Penelope] [30984] low notes he was always raving about if you can believe him I liked the
[Penelope] [30995] bedroom so I let him keep it as if I forgot it to think of me when I saw
[Penelope] [31018] the wet if I didnt so persevering he would too and ruin his new raincoat
[Penelope] [31020] it if anyone was passing so I lifted them a bit and touched his trousers
[Penelope] [31032] if I knew what it meant of course I had to say no for form sake dont
[Penelope] [31059] Ennis his fathers anniversary the 27th it wouldnt be pleasant if he did
[Penelope] [31107] years killing any finelooking men there were with their fever if he was
[Penelope] [31124] it out of him if I could find out whether he likes me I looked a bit
[Penelope] [31150] way the world is divided in any case if its going to go on I want at
[Penelope] [31175] to him Ill know by the bottle anyway if not I suppose Ill only have to
[Penelope] [31183] measuring and mincing if I buy a pair of old brogues itself do you like
[Penelope] [31194] did every morning to look across see her combing it as if she loved it
[Penelope] [31205] nice word for any priest to write and her a--e as if any fool wouldnt
[Penelope] [31218] his time he might have planted me too if hed come a bit sooner then I
[Penelope] [31237] it if I went by his advices every blessed hat I put on does that suit me
[Penelope] [31269] other trying to catch my eye as if it was I of the 7 wonders of the world
[Penelope] [31298] budget if I only could remember the I half of the things and write a book
[Penelope] [31304] again like that I feel all fire inside me or if I could dream it when he
[Penelope] [31403] the Queens birthday and throwing everything down in all directions if you
[Penelope] [31425] as bad as now with the hands hanging off me looking out of the window if
[Penelope] [31430] them not even if you shake hands twice with the left he didnt recognise
[Penelope] [31433] have it all in their tail if you ask me those country gougers up in the
[Penelope] [31444] married to a very rich architect if Im to believe all I hear with a villa
[Penelope] [31455] letter the next time if its a thing he really likes me O thanks be to the
[Penelope] [31460] silly women believe love is sighing I am dying still if he wrote it I
[Penelope] [31513] throw stones at you if you went anear he was looking at me I had that
[Penelope] [31529] old servant Ines told me that one drop even if it got into you at all
[Penelope] [31548] hed come back Lord its just like yesterday to me and if I was married hed
[Penelope] [31551] years if I said firtree cove he would if he came up behind me and put his
[Penelope] [31597] were well beaten all the same as if it brought its bad luck with it like
[Penelope] [31613] their feet if ever they got a chance of walking down the Alameda on an
[Penelope] [31623] daughter like mine or see if they can excite a swell with money that can
[Penelope] [31634] bit of myself back belly and sides if we had even a bath itself or my own
[Penelope] [31640] that was a relief wherever you be let your wind go free who knows if that
[Penelope] [31659] must be if not more still he had the manners not to wake me what do they
[Penelope] [31687] with him after him at Bray telling the boatman he knew how to row if
[Penelope] [31699] wanted if there was a row on youd vomit a better face there was no love
[Penelope] [31720] liked he was going to do immediately if not sooner will you be my man
[Penelope] [31734] went down in his shirt with a candle and a poker as if he was looking for
[Penelope] [31747] day put her in a glasscase with two at a time to look at her if he knew
[Penelope] [31755] matter of fact and helping her into her coat but if there was anything
[Penelope] [31792] real love if a man gives up his life for her that way for nothing I
[Penelope] [31813] said herself well if he doesnt correct her faith I will that was the last
[Penelope] [31824] like the night he walked home with a dog if you please that might have
[Penelope] [31829] climbing over the railings if anybody saw him that knew us I wonder he
[Penelope] [31830] didnt tear a big hole in his grand funeral trousers as if the one nature
[Penelope] [31838] disease or they have to go under an operation or if its not that its
[Penelope] [31842] get up a minute if Im let wait O Jesus wait yes that thing has come on me
[Penelope] [31854] in a swamp leaning forward as if I was interested having to sit it out
[Penelope] [31898] theyre all right I wouldnt marry him not if he was the last man in the
[Penelope] [31900] around those filthy bitches all sides asking me if what I did had an
[Penelope] [31902] what a question if I smathered it all over his wrinkly old face for him
[Penelope] [31925] another for about 10 minutes as if we met somewhere I suppose on account
[Penelope] [31971] freemasons then well see if the little man he showed me dribbling along
[Penelope] [31977] into the area if anybody saw him Ill knock him off that little habit
[Penelope] [31978] tomorrow first Ill look at his shirt to see or Ill see if he has that
[Penelope] [31981] should we tell them even if its the truth they dont believe you then
[Penelope] [31983] brought me another time as if we hadnt enough of that in real life
[Penelope] [31995] know what he forgets that wethen I dont Ill make him do it again if he
[Penelope] [32007] Boylan brought in if they saw a real officers funeral thatd be something
[Penelope] [32021] their clutches if I can help it making fun of him then behind his back I
[Penelope] [32029] though if youre goodlooking what men wasnt he yes he was at the Glencree
[Penelope] [32074] 5 or 6 about 88 I suppose hes 20 or more Im not too old for him if hes 23
[Penelope] [32086] theyre my eyes if hes anything of a poet two eyes as darkly bright as
[Penelope] [32090] and Tom the Devils ad then if anything goes wrong in their business we
[Penelope] [32100] mind taking him in my mouth if nobody was looking as if it was asking you
[Penelope] [32102] in 1/2 a minute even if some of it went down what its only like gruel or
[Penelope] [32106] itll be grand if I can only get in with a handsome young poet at my age
[Penelope] [32107] Ill throw them the 1st thing in the morning till I see if the wishcard
[Penelope] [32108] comes out or Ill try pairing the lady herself and see if he comes out Ill
[Penelope] [32109] read and study all I can find or learn a bit off by heart if I knew who
[Penelope] [32110] he likes so he wont think me stupid if he thinks all women are the same
[Penelope] [32143] naturally and if he did can he undo it hes coronado anyway whatever he
[Penelope] [32147] given all those desires for Id like to know I cant help it if Im young
[Penelope] [32158] no matter by who so long as to be in love or loved by somebody if the
[Penelope] [32164] Bloomfield laundry to try and steal our things if they could I only sent
[Penelope] [32178] and sigh the great Suggester Don Poldo de la Flora if he knew how he came
[Penelope] [32191] could they where would they all of them be if they hadnt all a mother to
[Penelope] [32205] wouldnt like that if she was alive ruining himself for life perhaps still
[Penelope] [32218] name Id go and drown myself in the first river if I had a name like her O
[Penelope] [32221] if I am a harumscarum I know I am a bit I declare to God I dont feel a
[Penelope] [32231] of toast so long as I didnt do it on the knife for bad luck or if the
[Penelope] [32242] there for all the scribbling he does at it and if he wants to read in bed
[Penelope] [32244] for 2 Im sure Im not going to take in lodgers off the street for him if
[Penelope] [32262] of that to make his micky stand for him Ill let him know if thats what he
[Penelope] [32266] to satisfy him if you dont believe me feel my belly unless I made him
[Penelope] [32269] if I am an adulteress as the thing in the gallery said O much about it if
[Penelope] [32273] attractive to men then if he wants to kiss my bottom Ill drag open my
[Penelope] [32277] then if he gives me that well he wont be too bad I dont want to soak it
[Penelope] [32298] cockshout clattering the brains out of itself let me see if I can doze